{"id":643,"date":"2015-02-12T20:31:52","date_gmt":"2015-02-12T20:31:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cancertrolling.com\/?p=643"},"modified":"2015-02-13T22:18:09","modified_gmt":"2015-02-13T22:18:09","slug":"appropriate-for-third-graders-really","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cancertrolling.com\/?p=643","title":{"rendered":"Appropriate for Third Graders (Really!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I received more cards from another third grade class, this time from a teacher friend in New York State. Unlike my previous reaction to a similar situation, I decided to write an actual response to the class. Hopefully they are able to get something out of it!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dear Mrs. Mellon\u2019s Third Grade Class,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><em>\u201cYour Heart should be filled with Happiness, Not Sadness\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/span> &#8211; That is a quote from one of your cards&#8230;and you have no idea how right you are.<\/p>\n<p>Please allow me to express my sincerest gratitude to your entire class for the wonderful care package of cards, letters, stories, words of wisdom and art projects that I received in the mail. If you do not remember, my name is Jason and I am a very good friend of Mrs. Mellon\u2019s.<\/p>\n<p>I live in Denver, Colorado (somebody get up and point to that on the map right now, I&#8217;M SERIOUS. Now point to Rochester, New York. DO IT.) Now somebody raise their hand and tell Mrs. Mellon one fact about Denver or Colorado. Good job. Any others?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/USA.gif\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-645 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/USA.gif?resize=584%2C374\" alt=\"USA\" width=\"584\" height=\"374\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/USA.gif?resize=1024%2C655&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/USA.gif?resize=300%2C192&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/USA.gif?resize=469%2C300&amp;ssl=1 469w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><!--more--><br \/>\nWhen I was growing up I wanted to be a Geography Teacher, so I&#8217;m glad we were able to have this lesson. Mrs. Mellon will be issuing me a report on your learnings.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, Mrs. Mellon\u00a0told\u00a0you that I was recently diagnosed with \u201cLeukemia\u201d which is a form of Cancer, a disease that lives in my body. It\u2019s not like other cancers you may have heard about that\u00a0make\u00a0tumors inside of you; it\u2019s more of an \u201coverall body cancer\u201d thing. Don&#8217;t worry, though, it\u2019s a very rare disease and I\u2019m going to be totally fine very soon.<\/p>\n<p>How does one get better from Cancer? Well I&#8217;m sure many of you may have heard about Chemotherapy, Radiation and surgeries that go in and physically cut out cancer\u00a0tumors. I bet many of you in this room know somebody that has had to go through one of these procedures, is that true?<\/p>\n<p>Well I&#8217;m not a Doctor, but I do know a thing or two about Cancer at this point, and I wanted to fill you guys in on a new and exciting way to fight the disease: you&#8217;re going to think it\u2019s silly, but it\u2019s called <strong><em>\u201cPositive Perspective.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>What is <strong><em>\u201cPositive Perspective?\u201d<\/em><\/strong> Think about Peter Pan. Yes, it takes some fairy dust for the characters to fly, but it\u2019s really the \u201cHappy Thought\u201d that gets their feet off the ground! The Fairy dust is the medicine that helps my body but the the Happy Thought is the <strong><em>\u201cPositive Perspective\u201d<\/em> <\/strong>that helps the rest of me&#8230;.and it REALLY WORKS! I feel it every day.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I am sick. Yes, my body hurts. Yes, it is hard to get out of bed and smile some days, but more often than not I actually truly feel GOOD because I&#8217;m always using my <em><strong>&#8220;<\/strong><strong>Positive Perspective!&#8221;<\/strong><\/em>\u00a0This doesn&#8217;t only\u00a0work for cancer and disease, though\u2026 it works on EVERYTHING!! Whenever you have a bad day, or you don\u2019t do so well on an assignment, or your big brother is being a jerk&#8230;you just have to use your\u00a0<strong><em>\u201cPositive Perspective\u201d<\/em><\/strong> and everything will start to get better for you. It may not totally fix your problems, but I promise you that it will help you deal with them in a helpful way.<\/p>\n<p>Here are actual real examples from my life: :<\/p>\n<p>I went out of my way to decorate my hospital room with fun colors:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_647\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-647\" style=\"width: 584px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/color-room.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-647 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/color-room.jpg?resize=584%2C584\" alt=\"color room\" width=\"584\" height=\"584\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/color-room.jpg?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/color-room.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/color-room.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/color-room.jpg?w=1936&amp;ssl=1 1936w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/color-room.jpg?w=1320 1320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-647\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">That doesn&#8217;t look like your normal Doctor&#8217;s Office room, does it??<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>My crazy expensive important medical equipment is covered with bright fun things like scarves and feather boas JUST FOR FUN:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/img_1058.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-409 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/img_1058.jpg?resize=584%2C584\" alt=\"#i'm behind this invisile #hemoflage, can you Among blood clots, bed sores and other physical ailments caused by sedentary life in the oncology ward there is another, perhaps even more dangerous enemy: Cabin Fever.  The doctors want us to keep on our feet as much as we can because being physically healthy is a healthy idea when you are unhealthy and blah blah blah ugggghhh shut up I'm not listening. My doctor threatened to light a few matches under my shoe earlier today if I didn't make an effort to get some hallway exercise. We're supposed to walk three miles a day, and the hallway of the oncology unit is 28 laps to a mile, and the hallway looks like this: BORING BORING Now compare that to the palatial pizazz of my party palazzo: NOT SORRY DEAL WITH IT There is a clear winner when it comes to inviting atmospheres, and it surely isn't the fluorescent outside my door. I try to convince my Doctors and RNs that I get plenty of exercise by bouncing my legs along to the sweet jams I be pumpin' in here all day long but they still insist upon the fact that I leave my room and exercise my dumb body (though I'm still firmly in the bodily punishment camp at the moment.) I decided, regardless, to be a good little patient tonight and venture out into the vapid hallway...but on MY terms. I would go on adventure.... a hunt for RNs! Just like every poor schmuck who has to don the annoyingly uncomfortable antimicrobial uniform upon entering my bubble-boy domicile, I have to suit up whenever I exit my threshold. Kind of like a military fatigue, eh? Kind of like a military fatigues but way scarier I clandestinely crouched out into the tatooine emptiness of the Blood Cancer Institute Hallway late that Saturday night in an attempt to locate any signs of life in the vapid rectangular &quot;maze.&quot; I first stumbled upon the &quot;family waiting room&quot; area and soon realized that my task would be much more daunting than I had first anticipated: IMG_1055 The room consisted of a set of never used poker chips, a wall of medical pamphlets and a shelf of the best puzzles from that (not this) side of Delaware. I felt a strong case of attention  deathicit disorder creeping into my cerebellum, so I decided to cut my losses in this room and pursue signs of life elsewhere. Venturing back into the hallway I came across some sort of concept that had a profound effect on my brain... It was some concept that I feel like I once understood, as if it learned from an illustrated children's book,  a glimpse of a past dream, or even a mem-...uh... memor-- whatever or you call them things. It displayed vibrant earthy colors and gave off the appearance of being ALIVE: what is this magic?? what is this magic?? This made me believe that I was on the right track. I WOULD find what I was looking for out in the Great Hospilian Desert. There was now hope afterall. Despite life's most harrowing obstacles (like when wordpress nukes 2.5 hours of your best fucking work when you try and hit &quot;save draft&quot; while writing what you thought was going to be your best piece yet MURDER MURDER MURDER), the slightest glimmer of success down the road is enough to keep a man on his feet. It isn't the achievement of glory that makes us strong, it is reaching for it that strengthens us. IMG_1057 Energized by this otherworldly mirage, I retooled my headspace, gathered my gear and I marched onward. Alone but for my bedazzled IV stand, I crept deeper into the abyss until I came across the next piece of the puzzle. It was my Leucky break: The Harrowed Wall of RNs: Basically the most valuable treasure map ever. Basically the most valuable treasure map ever. I was hot on the trail now, no turning back. Like the member of the bloodhound gang that sniffed out the breakthrough line in &quot;you and me baby ain't nothin but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel,&quot; I knew that my hunt was almost complete.  (you win if you don't get the above Bloodhound Gang reference, trust me) Instinct takes over in this point in the hunt. There's only so much a man can control when he's working off of the will of his collective ancestral knowledge. There is no amount of anal retentive planning that can help you this late in the game. The nerds back in of the lab and the tech geeks out in the van have played their very important parts, but what it all comes down to in tthis moment is the unabashed courage and instinct of the point man. He is an amalgamation of all the best parts of the others without their hang ups. All perceived control is released and replaced by ee me??\" width=\"584\" height=\"584\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/img_1058.jpg?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/img_1058.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/img_1058.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/img_1058.jpg?w=1936&amp;ssl=1 1936w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/img_1058.jpg?w=1320 1320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nI dress up funny compared to other people who are normally stuck in the hospital, and I go out of my way to make all of my nurses and doctors laugh whenever they are around me.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_1127.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-482 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_1127.jpg?resize=584%2C730\" alt=\"IMG_1127\" width=\"584\" height=\"730\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_1127.jpg?resize=819%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 819w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_1127.jpg?resize=240%2C300&amp;ssl=1 240w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_1127.jpg?w=1548&amp;ssl=1 1548w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_1127.jpg?w=1320 1320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t tell you why, from a scientific perspective, this works\u2026 but I can absolutely tell you that it makes me FEEL better from the inside out and thus I know it is helping my body fight off the cancer.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019d like to thank you all especially for helping me with my &#8220;<strong><em>Positive Perspective<\/em><\/strong>.&#8221; The cards, letters, stories, artwork that you sent me made me SO HAPPY when I looked through them. The smiles that you gave me mean more to me than I can explain.<\/p>\n<p>The Valentine\u2019s Day Cards were all beautiful and sweet. I appreciate all of the wishes for me to feel better. The images of smiling hearts absolutely helped! I hope you all have a wonderful valentine\u2019s day filled with friendship and CANDY.<\/p>\n<p>The crafty cards were equally impressive. I really appreciated your use of color, cartoon imagery and general silliness. Keep up the good work, guys!!! I really like the dancing blueberry and the &#8220;nothing but awesome&#8221; t-shirt.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_1354.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-650 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_1354.jpg?resize=584%2C584\" alt=\"IMG_1354\" width=\"584\" height=\"584\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_1354.jpg?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_1354.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_1354.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_1354.jpg?w=1936&amp;ssl=1 1936w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_1354.jpg?w=1320 1320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_1355.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-651 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_1355.jpg?resize=584%2C584\" alt=\"IMG_1355\" width=\"584\" height=\"584\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_1355.jpg?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_1355.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_1355.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_1355.jpg?w=1936&amp;ssl=1 1936w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_1355.jpg?w=1320 1320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Lastly I\u2019d like to thank those of you that sent me samples of your writing. I\u2019m a bit of a writer myself, so I know how hard it can be to put your thoughts down on paper, let alone give them out to a stranger to read! It\u2019s a very brave thing to do and you guys did a great job. Fuddles seems quite the adventurous troublemaker. Onye also seems like a handful of a cat, and hopefully Mrs. Pirl doesn&#8217;t sit on her! I also appreciated, as a performer, the poem about Arianna Grande and I will hopefully find myself a dog named Snowball! I\u2019m sure he\u2019ll get along with my current dog, Ruby:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_652\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-652\" style=\"width: 584px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_1347.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-652 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_1347.jpg?resize=584%2C584\" alt=\"Ruby\" width=\"584\" height=\"584\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_1347.jpg?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_1347.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_1347.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_1347.jpg?w=1936&amp;ssl=1 1936w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_1347.jpg?w=1320 1320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-652\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ruby<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Oh and Preston, I\u2019ve been playing Mario Kart since before you were born. Seriously! I got my first Nintendo in 1992 (I\u2019m OLD) when Mario Kart first came out and I&#8217;ve been playing versions of it ever since! I used to have Mario Kart tournaments in college. I used to be REALLY good, but I bet you&#8217;re much better than I am at Mario Kart 8. Don&#8217;t let too many adults tell you that video games are bad for you, they actually do a lot for your hand eye coordination and will help you in the future when it comes to sports and even computer based careers! Just stay away from those super violent war video games, those don&#8217;t\u00a0do you any good.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you again, Mrs. Mellon&#8217;s Third Grade Class! You all did a VERY nice thing for me. Consider me your Pen Pal from Colorado and I look forward to hearing about your adventures in the future. Please remember what I said about\u00a0<em><strong>&#8220;Positive<\/strong><\/em><strong> Perspective.<\/strong><strong>&#8220;<\/strong> It will definitely help you more than you&#8217;ll ever know!<\/p>\n<p>And be good for Mrs. Mellon. She&#8217;s one of the best teachers you&#8217;ll ever have!!!<\/p>\n<p>Your New Friend,<\/p>\n<p>Jason<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/hat.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-655\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/hat.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"hat\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/hat.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/hat.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cancertrolling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/hat.jpg?w=547&amp;ssl=1 547w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I received more cards from another third grade class, this time from a teacher friend in New York State. Unlike my previous reaction to a similar situation, I decided to write an actual response to the class. Hopefully they are able to get something out of it! Dear Mrs. Mellon\u2019s Third Grade Class, \u201cYour Heart &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cancertrolling.com\/?p=643\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Appropriate for Third Graders (Really!)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2,3,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-643","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-leucky","category-canecdotes","category-the-narrative"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5HxlD-an","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cancertrolling.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cancertrolling.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cancertrolling.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cancertrolling.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cancertrolling.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=643"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.cancertrolling.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":659,"href":"https:\/\/www.cancertrolling.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643\/revisions\/659"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cancertrolling.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cancertrolling.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cancertrolling.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}